An Open Letter To My Soon To Be Kindergartner: The other day, your mom sent me a picture of you sleeping peacefully in your car seat. She sends me pictures of you and your little brother all the time. But this one in particular hit me hard. You see, you’ll be starting kindergarten soon. … Continue reading GUEST POST: An open letter to my soon to be Kindergartner
Ever wonder why red lipstick is the best and most popular? It stands out with every event, outfit, and every type of lips. Even with all colors of hair. The lipstick that easily shows on your teeth, or on a glass that you’ve just drank from, and even on a cheek you’ve kissed. Apply the … Continue reading A red lipstick kind of girl
My absolute favorite show is How I Met Your Mother. There’s so many good lessons throughout the series, so many good quotes, and so much symbolism. I have always loved this show, but I love it even more lately. This show teaches us to love the journey, that every little thing that happens to us, … Continue reading Trust the Journey
This post has been on my mind for quite some time. I knew I wanted it to be my next post, I just wasn’t ready to sit down and write it just yet. Well, recent events have pushed me to finally sit down and do it. Entering into a relationship after surviving a … Continue reading To the man I finally give my heart to…
You know that saying? “Nice guys finish last.” I feel like that’s probably pretty true, at least for me. I swear I pushed away every nice guy that ever had eyes for me. You want to know what? I regretted it. Every. Single. Time. I remember each of their names too. There was Tim, Kyle, … Continue reading Wait…so nice guys do exist?!
Disclaimer: This post is not about Bachelor #9. As excited as I am to tell you about him (because y’all, he’s a good one!) there’s a chapter I need to close first before we can move on, and that’s the one about Anna. I came across an article the other day. It was from … Continue reading Old habits die hard
Since my outlook on dating was changing, I got to thinking it was finally time to give Tinder a rest. I read online that Tinder has something like 50 million users. Clearly my soulmate isn’t one of those 50 million (Or is he?) so it’s time to move on with my life. Although Tinder is … Continue reading So this is what rock bottom feels like…
I spent the last 3 months of 2017 living the beginning of my first ever dating journey. I laughed, I cried, and I learned a whole fucking lot about myself, and dating in general. I started this blog because everyone was constantly asking me about my dates. Everyone seemed so intrigued by it. (Especially the … Continue reading What I’ve learned, a child’s perspective, and some of my favorite messages!
I was late to pick up the kid. (Mom of the year here, remember?) To be fair, this was the first time I was ever late to pick her up. Sometimes you’ve just gotta take that extra five minutes for yourself and have a damn romantic moment in a parking lot! She gave me a … Continue reading I drink champagne now part 2
My friends kept telling me things like, “You’ll find him when you stop looking.” or “The right one will come when you least expect it.” So I decided I was going to least expect meeting him at the grocery store, the library, the donut shop, the mall, the bank, the hardware store, and at the … Continue reading I drink champagne now
Fresh off of the Hans heartbreak, I briefly considered giving up dating. Was I even ready for it? Did this whole Hans thing prove that I needed more time to be single? I could take a break for a while, refocus on myself, and come back to dating in a few months. That’s the logical … Continue reading Seems like you have something to work on personally…
While most of my friends were ready to sign me up for a psych evaluation, I was getting some encouraging advice from one of them. She told me all about how her and her now husband had met online. They too did the long distance thing, although their distance was much farther. They were both … Continue reading The intentional “Super Like” part 2
This whole dating thing was getting kind of boring. Things weren’t going well with #3, and I wasn’t really messaging with anyone on Tinder either. When you match with someone, they show up at the top of your screen. Once you start messaging with a match, they appear down below that. I had 40 matches … Continue reading The intentional “Super Like”
I hate to disappoint you, but this isn’t about Bachelor #4. I’ve been feeling some type of way this week, and writing is therapy (since therapy is expensive) so I’ve decided to get it out. I’m six months in y’all. SIX MONTHS into this new life. I fully understand that to a lot of you … Continue reading Six months in and it’s Christmas
For those of you that don’t personally know me, I should tell you that I’m a total dork. I’m obsessed with all things Disney (Yes, I rock those leggings), I’m not afraid to do embarrassing things (especially when it means embarrassing my kids), and I give zero fucks when I’m belting out some of the … Continue reading I’ll keep this one short…
People have asked me, “Didn’t you know Tinder was a hook-up app?” Yes. Yes, I totally did. The whole point in joining Tinder was just to make a small baby-step into the scary world of dating. I wasn’t ready to pay for any sites (what I did pay for is funnier) because I wasn’t looking … Continue reading Finding the goddess within
If you’ve never had the joy of perusing Tinder I’ll tell you how it works. It’s a pretty simple concept; it’s a dating app that allows you swipe left to say no, right to say yes, and up to “Super Like.” If you swipe left you never have to see their creepy face again. If … Continue reading They are single for a reason ladies…
I read this quote the other day that said “Dating in your 30s is like going to the dump and looking for the least broken and disgusting thing.” I honestly couldn’t have put it better myself. I can’t speak for what it’s like to date in your 20s, because I spent my glory days trapped … Continue reading Buy a new bra and throw yourself out there!